Sweet Jesus!!! These two links go hand in hand. Sign me up for BOTH!!! Okay....so maybe only ONE of these is legitimate.

When it rains it rains, Bourbon from heaven....

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Suggest a link!

Okay. I'm back in town, and back in action. For your linkey-loo "pleasure" this week, here is a little "pop" quiz. And when you're done with that, here is a bonus. "Pencils down" will signify the end of the test. Good luck. Ready? Begin.

When it rains it rains, Bourbon from heaven....

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Most of you TNSCers are currently experiencing rains of biblical proportions. Me? I'm FREEEEEEEEEZING!!! Although I know TNSC/Toronto is laughing hysterically at my plight.

At any rate, I'm fully committed to getting one of these fantastic "Pimp Cups" I propose a custom TNSC pattern.

Gin & Juice, Boyeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try this at home!!! If you happen to be at Aunt Patty's place, then by all means, go ahead. She'll even make sure that you have a cold one!!

And from the Kentucky bureau, Matt Hegarty submits this prophetic link. I'm afraid we're hurling ahead with breakneck speed!!!

Gin & Tonics Tonight!!!

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Here's a little glimpse into what my daily life feels like. I'm sure yours is the same (though being able to wake up as late as 8am would be pretty cool.)

And here as a website dedicated to a guy named Chris from a different guy named Chris.

Bottoms Up!!!

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I picked this 1st link especially for list member Bishop Johnson. I think she knows most of them by heart.

And the 2nd link is for list memeber Tama Blough, since she sews and knows material, and can make quality clothing and stuff.

Hit me two times!!!!!

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I unfortunately will be spending my TNSC awaiting a "last flight out". Fortunately, I can spend it at the fabulous : Encounters™ Lounge.

In the meantime, please test your knowledge of alcohol with this handy quiz. It IS multiple choice. Send in your scores. Winners could score GREAT PRIZES!!!! I got a 137 without blinking. That makes me a "Bacardi 151", suckers!!

I scored a....
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It's Martini Time!!!!

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For your "linking pleasure" today, I present you with a quiz and some useless booze-related scientific trivia.

Which character are you?
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One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

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Yeah, I work on commercial advertising for a living. Some are entertaining, some not. Some are in Spanish, Korean, French, and Japanese. Check the alphabet for your favorite commercial talent.

Gin & Tonics, tonite!!! And welcome to 2005.

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Since everyone seems to be suffering from some form of cough or cold this holiday season, I give you this year's final Linkey-loo as a cure-all for what ails you. I

Have a safe celebration, and see you all in the new year.

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Wishing you all of you TNSCers Happy Holidays, wherever they may be. All that I can say is that the crappy German chocolate versions have nothing on this Advent calendar!! I fear I'm stepping on toes here. And for those not of the Catholic faith, here is something for you. "Mr. Engineer....faders up!!!" Do the Outkast know about this?


"...making Spirits bright!!!!"

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Enjoy!!


"Beer :30!!!"

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If you had an amazingly hot bartendress that responded to your every whim...what would YOU ask for? A beer? A fight? A PILLOW FIGHT?? (just wondering) Oh, and I LOVE this site!!


"Gin & Tonics tonight!!!"

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Yeah!!! Another drinking related game. Whose side ARE you on?!? Oh, and some additional entertainment. Sound UP!


"My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin...."

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8 years of Catholic School and a religious upbringing has made me, a fairly accepting person, but this is some of the most fucked up, intolerant, narrow minded fecal matter that I have seen in a long time!!!! "JESUS CHRIST" is right!!. Yep...that's me....4th panel down....the one with the coffee. Click on all of the tabs......amazing. Oh, but THIS is pretty cool. I can tolerate that.


"My right hand holds a cold Corona bottle...."

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This should keep you entertained for hours on end. I'm sorry too. Obviously, we couldn't get these out fast enough before the election.

Congrats go out to the Robot on the TNSC webpage overhaul!!

"Beer :30!!!"

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Yeah...I like to read .



"Gin & Tonics tonite!!"

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I urge all of you suckers to get out on November 2nd and vote (duh), but until then, you can start pick your favorite here . And while I'm at it, here's another . And another . And still there's more !!

Enjoy

"Liquor in the front..."

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In acknowledgement of just over 2 superior performance from Pyra Labs , I bring you a recap of the first ever blogged linkey-loo . It is a timeless classic that keeps getting better.

Super Greg #1!!

"I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels..."

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Again, from north of our border (Canada...NOT Marin), Linkey-loo wrangler Chris Hamilton sends us this gem . (If it doesn't link directly, it's the Bush link). And special assignment correspondent and trifecta specialist Matt Haggarty provides us a beginners guide to whaling . Fascinating!!

Thanks guys.

Young girls and gin may be the cure.

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We at the Thursday Night Social Club provide "equal access Linkey-Loos" as a service to all of our members. Don't worry, we're not getting soft !

And to pass the time, an old favorite of mine, the 3 Card Monty . Give it a try.

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.

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Word on the street is that Josh Johnson has a sexy new cell phone..... with a fancy camera no less!! Oh, and for some reason, this audition tape makes me laugh. Ouch!!

"I live my life on a layer of ice. Just like those poured by my bartender Vice"

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Yaaaayyyyyy!!! Another "Blood & Guts" game! Now go out and IMPALE SOMEBODY!!!!!

"It's Martini Time!!"

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Linkey-loos this week are submissions from our valued members. Tama brings you this: EEEEWWWWWW!!!!! And "TNSC Southwest" presiding president Dave Revis submits a retort to the craze ostensibly started by California's own "Governator". Keep your cameras handy!!

"I'm callin' in twisted!!"

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Since the TNSC Robot blew it last week, I get to let this on ride for one more Thursday!!!
Say no MORE !!! Aye!!! Maybe even better than this old standby.

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I'll make it quick. You get 4 for 1 .

Knock yourselves out.


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Cath-o-lic...school-girls-rule....Cath-o-lic school girls ru-ule!!!**

Yeah, Anthony Kiedis said it best.

** May not work with Safari browser. Give IE a shot.


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Hey, the links can't all be pretty.


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A story from our correspondent at TNSC Toronto. Ummmm....photo? WTF?!?!? And always be sure to tip your waitresses - A public service announcement from TNSC.

Gin & Tonics Tonite!!!

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As we see that democratic hopeful John Kerry is getting a "makeover" in the media, this is one specifically for the RNC. Good luck to both gentlemen, and may the better-looking duo win. Oh, and I don't care how often I see this, it is still fuckin' FUNNY !!! Be sure to check page 1, as well as this.

Tee martunis at bunch with the loss....

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How cool is this ?!?. A pretty slick one-button sport coat from my dad's old store. Check out that shawl collar, those "V" cuffs, and that red lining!! Be sure to scroll down and check out the label . While I'm on an eBay jag, this guy has left the BEST feedback EVER!! Be sure to poke around on all of the pages. I assure you that next week's links will have a little more activity.

I said no...but they insisted!

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In honor of the top box office draw this week, I give you some guys who have WAY too much time on their hands . Big download (52 MB- hope you have DSL) - and thank the software gods for lens flares and motion blur. And another technological breakthrough that has gone South: the "Sloganator". Sounds vaguely right-wing in nature. I wonder if Billie Joe knows about this? Oh wait, he's not in Metallica.

Young girls & gin may be the cure!!

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Welcome to July. We've made through another half year. The months pass faster than a Coors Light in the hands of Josh Johnson on a hot Saturday afternoon. Speaking of, try this game out. Pretty tough. Actually, pretty dumb. Yo! And if you want to really laugh, check it. You will need Windows? Media Player?

Party!! Get naked!! Buy us beer!! -

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So, I like animals and all, but I don't usually consider myself a "dog-guy" by any stretch of the imagination. Man's best friend? Maybe. Mine? No. They require lots of attention, exercise, and time - three things I don't have an abundance of. Even if I did, I can't imagine shoving a coupla these in him just for a personal peace of mind. Make mental note: do not skip intro. Hell, if you're going to purchase a set for your canine, why not kick down some extra corn and get some for your car ?!?!

By the way, how did you guys score on last week's test ?

It's the rest of the world that's 3 drinks behind -

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Okay, so since this is a momentous month for me, I actually went and checked my "Alcoholoscope". You should, too. Damn. That's me, Gemini to a "tee"! And for the gentlemen of the Social Club, a little game for you to take a shot at. Ladies, of course feel free to try.

It's the rest of the world that's 3 drinks behind -

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I'll give you two reasons why people outside "the industry" shouldn't be allowed to have DV cams. One. Two. On second thought, that last one was pretty great!! *You might need QuickTime.

Party like there's no tomorrow -

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They don't call him the Secretary of Defense for nothin'!!! I almost peed in my pants upon viewing this...which creates a natural segue to our next link . "Pass" one on to a friend!!

Happy Thursday -

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As May comes to a close, and we're looking at starting a long weekend off right on a Thursday nite, all I can say is OMFG!!! This link encompasses all facets of geekdom!! You will probably need a QuickTime player for this - either for Mac or Windows. And one additional game for all of you to enjoy. Watch out, it's addictive .


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Linkey-Loo Robot reporting from the land of sunshine. You won't find this in any local bar anytime soon. Apparently the link is dedicated to TNSC founder Mathias Genser. I've always wondered how to make one of these!!! Coming soon: the results of last week's competition.

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First off, make sure that you scroll down to last week's Linkey-loo. When the TNSC Robot fails to direct folks to the site for a Venue Announcement, my incredibly taxing work often goes unnoticed. Next, go here to create yet another fine work of post-modern cyber-art. When you're done with your masterpiece, submit it here. A select panel of judges will review all submissions and reward the winner with a cool, delicious adult beverage.
Good luck!

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File this one in the only in America category. I honestly don't know how "social" this could be. And it could put extremely talented folks like John Metsker out of work!!!

And here are some great gifts for kids of all ages and beliefs.

Happy Seis de Mayo!

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One day you'll all fondly remember the days when turntables killed live music. When those days return in a "retro" manner you'll be ready. With your own Groove Control , you can suitably entertain the drinking masses. Alright, I have to admit that it's pretty cool. Just pick a "beat" and let the groove move you...or not.

Without appearing "lacist" I bring you this site submitted by one of our own TNSC members. Have a poke around it. Pretty funny.

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I make my living, more or less, in advertising. However most of the stuff I deal with is rather mundane (kid's cereal, cellular phone services, cars.) You get the picture. Once, just ONCE, I want to be able to work on something that's little racier. Like this! or this. Or even this. But at that point, I think I'm stepping on the Porn Robot's toes. Notice that the logo contains "Primus". I wonder if Les, Ler and Tim know that.

Have a "safe" Thursday!!

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AJC

This submission comes to us courtesy of our newest list member, Don Campbell. I think I've seen this one before...but it's still funny. And just when you think you've seen it all, along comes Tyler the dog. You'll need a Windows Media Player for this one.


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My job is getting easier and easier. Tama, the person that put the Porn in "Porn Robot" give's us this stimulating link.

And TNSC/Toronto member Chris Hamilton brings us this friendly reminder.

While were at it, here is a dumb Easter link just in time for this holy season. Or should I say "Ho"- ly season?

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In response to last month's "March Madness" in the sports world, the linkey loo robot brings you "naked hoops". This RULES!!

And while we're at it (and I'm sure you've ALL seen this recently) I bring you the pimp name generator!

Yo!

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AJC

Busy. Old. Funny.

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Linkey Loo Robot is back in action!!! Computer is up and running with a new logic board. Finally!! This link comes to us from North of the border, submitted by TNSC member, Chris Hamilton for your approval. Everything one will ever need for a life of evil!

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AJC

Well now, it's been quite some time since I pinch-hit for the Linkey-Loo Robot, but the time has come again.

This is perhaps one of the more curious websites I've seen lately. Try not to stare at the front page too long, as it might trigger an epileptic seizure. I ain't got epilepsy, but I siezed up and passed out. When I woke I thought I was a pig: CLIK THIS LINK.

Submit a link, lunkheads: Here's a dopey link.

Yours ever in gastric distress,

TNSC Robot

I'm going to let you in on a little secret - my favorite website. This is actually a monthly magazine out of Denver, and might as well have been written by TNSC founding member, Josh Johnson.
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Check all of the various sections. Especially this one: know your bartender. Scroll down to find John Metsker's type!! The archives are also pretty deep, and hilarious.

While I'm at it, here's another dumb flash animation.

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AJC

Stuck in LA this week, but here is an incredibly fun game for all of you TNSCers.

See you next week!!

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AJC

Since this is a new year, I figure that everyone should have a new calendar/clock. Enjoy!! Also, not to beat a dead horse, but here are two political sites. One informative. One irreverent. My Republican friends, please don't hold it against me!!

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AJC

I'm neither pro-Democrat or anti-Republican (well, maybe I am), but judging for a website from across the pond, someone else might be! Check out the buttons on the bottom. Be sure to check out the "Bush Wordifier!!" **Apple SAFARI browser users may notice some oddities**
PTOW robot is back in full force!! Keep it up! TNSC Robot, get your ass in gear! My work here is done.

Linkey-Loo Robot

Happy New Year kids!!! This next link has to be great as two different TNSC members (Lee G and Chris H - both who will not be attending tonight) submitted it for your pleasure. Be sure to scroll down. There is some funny shit.

Welcome to 2K4!

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Since I'm not in the spirit of Xmas yet (and I really trying), here is a cute little linkey-loo to keep you occupied for hours. Remind me to watch where I dine next time! And if that isn't enough, PTOW mistress Tama Bough gives you the following link: be sure to click on "Barney Reloaded". These are YOUR tax dollars hard at work. And make sure NOT to be duped by the "other" government agency at The Whitehouse , though that is EXACTLY what one would expect from the porn robot!

Happy Holidays, kids!

Linkey-Loo Robot

Here's a little "magic" for all of you TNSCers. I don't trust the guy myself.

Enjoy!

Linkey-Loo Robot

So I see that the number of submissions for church signs using the patented "church sign generator" is at an all time low!! Zero. Zilch. Nada. What gives?!? I bust my ass week after week searching out entertaining websites and this is what I get in return? You're all getting coal in your cocktail glasses this Christmas! If you are so inclined, grab a JPEG of your own personal church sign and attach it to an email to: the omnipotent Linkey-Loo Robot. Prizes will be forthcoming.

Meanwhile, vent your frustrations on this little number! Don't miss the "Manic Mode"!

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Repent, sinners!!! Check out this collection of church signs !! Join in the Linkey-Loo contest for the "best church sign". Use the "church sign generator" and make one of your own. Grab a JPEG of it and attach it to an email to: the omnipotent Linkey-Loo Robot
A jury of atheist judges will choose the best and the winner will be "baptized" in a most unconventional way.

Enjoy!

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Okay, here is a timely linkey-loo for all of our ESC members sent to me from John McCrea of Cake fame. He is a man with a conscience. This one is from one who's is in question. I hope PTOW robot takes note!!

Enjoy!

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Sorry I missed last week. I'm technically still on vacation, but WTF, you still get a linky-loo out of me. I've been pretty news-deprived sitting on a beach for a week and a half, so returning to civilization (and a stack of newspapers) everything seems kinda like this. Sit tight. It takes a little time to load.

Oh, and thanks Lee Gardner for this little news story.

Enjoy!

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This is generally how I spend my non-Thursday evenings. Welcome to my world. Here's another.

Enjoy!

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As I may have to travel to "The Southland" again this Thursday, here is an early linkey-loo submission . I guess that this counts as on-line karaoke! Come on, get the rest of your office mates to join you in a chorus or two. Michael Murphy? Wasn't he a list member who got the boot? What does it all mean?!?

Enjoy!

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I knew it!!! I need a hard copy of this one!

Oh, and congratulations to list members Lily Ng and Lee Gardner on last weekends nuptuals! Welcome to the "club"!!!


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How is this for fun? Huh?

Oh, go Giants.

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Here's the quiz for this week! Sorry if it isn't too original - I'm busy!! Oh, and sound up!


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Ever feel like its "one of those days? Click on a number!


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I'm sure that everyone is getting linked to this one, but I refuse to have my thunder stolen as I saw this weeks ago!!! It was in the linkey-loo hopper. You'll need QuickTime (free) and your speakers on.

And in the continuing California recall saga, I give you a star Democrat that we all know and love.


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Does this really count as a linkey-loo? Why not? And while we're at it, how about this?


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As I've mentioned several times in the past, I'm not the type that's too political. But DAMN if I don't like a good show tune. And speaking of politics, how about that recall? From the large field of gubernatorial choices, I spy one many of us know and used to work with - a one Dan Feinstein. Nicely positioned alphabetically above Larry Flint! Go Dan!!!


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The following Linkey-loo was submitted by esteemed list member Serena Warner (so we better see her out tonight). The record industry has been doing it for years. Now you can too.
Rock on.

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Well, I spent a good deal of time in school. College was the "5 Year Plan". Granted it was a California State College in the 80's, so it wasn't ridiculously expensive - just foggy. Now for those folks who are in the UC system, I'm glad when I see the fruits of the expensive education that their parents are footing the bill for!

And for those who get a degree from "University of the Asphalt", I give you this.

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Busy. Being a product of catholic education, I have a would normally have a whole lot to say. Enjoy.

And not to be missed on their 5-day, 5-venue SF stand.

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In our ever expanding effort to keep the minds of you revelers sharp, please take this week's TNSC Pop Quiz.

And since I'm so heavily into the "IM" scene (that's instant messenger to you internet neophytes), I found this. Not the stuff my conversations are made of, but it is PRETTY funny.


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Give someone bad bluegrass and some rudimentary flash skills, and this had to happen.

Oh, and for you single guys, there is this personal. She forgot to add "no kids".


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This link is brought to you by TNSC member Mary Haring. With her 4.0 GPA and 3 jobs she's holding down, it's no wonder that we never see her anymore. I'm sure that summer vacation will free her up a bit. We wish her well in getting out of Mt. Tamalpias High School. Who let a minor into the club?!?

In other news, the 3 submissions for the same website (from Julie, Tama, and Serena), now seems to be up again for your linking pleasure.



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Well, I received 3 submissions for the same website (from Julie, Tama, and Serena), but, low and behold, when I tried the link today, it was no longer working. For some reason, people love to see felines dressed up. That aside, lovely and talented list member Kyra Ivanoff submits this for your viewing pleasure.

I love flash...

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Well, I received 3 submissions for the same website (from Julie, Tama, and Serena), but, low and behold, when I tried the link today, it was no longer working. For some reason, people love to see felines dressed up. That aside, lovely and talented list member Kyra Ivanoff submits this for your viewing pleasure.

I love flash...

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Linkey-loo submission from a coveted list memeber. It IS later than you think.

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Guess what. I'm in LA again this week. I think Fleetwood Mac is from LA. Not originally, but I believe that they made this their home base at some point in their illustrious career. Stevie Nicks is from Phoenix, AZ...just like a TNSC founding member and a few associates, to boot. Lot's of people like Stevie Nicks. I don't. Not for anything personal, I'm just not a fan. I do know one person who is though. And if you're anything like her, she's got a deal for you!! I don't usually plug commercial ventures, but you gotta see this!!

And for you musicians, get a hold of one of these!!

See y'all next week.

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As I work in an aesthic medium (and am labeled an "artist"), I suppose I'm supposed to know about all things visual. Well guess what? I don't. Do you ? The other quizes at the bottom of the page are gems, too!

What is your score? Snap a screen capture, attach, and send them to the robot.


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A few years back, while driving through the lovely central valley of California, I was twisting through the radio dial, bored out of my mind, when my fingers stumbled across a sound so incredible, so amazing, that I nearly ran my VW off of the road. Sandwiched between some Country/Western station and a preacher whose voice crackled over the airwaves from some far away barn, came the sound of 4 young lads who had the smoovest rhymes and deafest beats that I have ever heard. But just as quickly as their music came to me, the 500 watt A.M. radio station that was broadcasting fell out of my antenna's range. I whipped the car around and traveled back and forth on HWY 99 for the next two hours trying to recapture the signal. I never did. Armed only with the knowledge that they were brothers and were from Modesto, I have finally tracked them down via the World Wide Web. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you The Sanchez Brothers.

Listen to their music, look at their clothes, and please, spread the word.

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Okay. So I work for this company, Radium. As you can imagine, we have a good deal of imagery associated with our branding that is scientific in nature. To be very specific, our logo is from the Periodic Table of Elements. It is number 88. Anyway, having studied the Periodic Table often over the years (from high school chemistry on through college) I have never really seen it's unique style, structure and groupings replicated for use in other applications...until now. Leave it to "The Man Show" creator and host, Adam Corrolla, to come up with this little gem. Offensive? Maybe. Sexist? Perhaps. Funny? Definitely!!

Enjoy!

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Too much work. Not enough time. Here it is. For our Latin American friends. I think the translation is something like "please click here".

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Since technology failed us last week at a most critical hour (and I received a ton of calls on my cell phone requesting a venue announcement), this weeks linkey-loo will be the same as the last. Scroll down to enjoy.

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Again in LA. Last week's TNSC meeting with member Kay Rough, myself, and 150 hot LA gals was pretty crazy. Sorry those of you at Bacchus Kirk couldn't be in attendance. It was not your typical Thursday in SF. I bet those folks in Tuscon, AZ have the spirit too. I've never been there, but I'm guessing anyway. Judging by the "Pork Torta's website", I would say yes. Alameda, CA is a different story. Be sure not to miss the "Music Remixer". Everyone should have one.

Looking forward to freezing with you all next week!

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Sometimes you just run across one that encapsulates TNSC to a "T". Or is that a "tee"? Or perhaps a "tea"? Enough said. If you want more, here you go. Speakers up! Don't say I didn't warn you!!

And the winner is....TNSC founding member Josh Johnson!! Unfortunately employees and their families are not eligable to win. Too bad. Had the rest of you f*cks took 2 minutes to submit a creation you could have won!! Thanks for playing...

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I try week after week to find interesting and engaging websites for all of the loyal TNSC folks. With major advancements in web interaction, flash animation, and general technology, it's sometimes nice to see something completely old school. Chris Hamilton would aggree. Don't forget to check out the "album" section. They don't make 'em like that anymore. I should be careful, I'm starting to tread in Tama's territory!

Be sure to the submit an entry for last week's contest! Winner will be announced next week.

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Okay. So I'm stuck in LA, busy, and reaching deep into the "linkey-loo" grab bag to bring you all this one. Save your creations, attach, and send them to the robot. The one that it deems superior will get a prize.

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There are times when one just needs a little distraction. This ever happen to you? Be sure not to miss the sequel - if you have a couple of hours.

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Some day, just once, "Linkey-loo" and "Porn Title of the Week" are going to be in sync. Just you wait and see. Until then, in honor of the impending Spring Break, here is your final test for the semester (cleaverly disquised as your link o' the week). Pencils ready? Begin.

I apologize in advance for any pop-ups, but hey, that's the price for an online education!

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I'm not at all feeling well on this beautiful Thursday, so here is your link o' the week. I'm sure you've all seen it already since it's spreading like wildfire, but hey, I'm sick. At the rate I'm going, I should have invested in Kleenex stock. Make sure that your sound is up.

Did I mention that I was ill?

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In my continuing angst regarding all things Middle East, here's a great study on Darwinism. Likewise, the English counterpart ain't too bad either!

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In the continuing task of properly presenting the past several week's "Linkey-loos" all over again, you TNSCers now have the opportunity to be a speach writer for our fine President. Tell the world (and the Middle East) how you really feel. See how easy it is!!! (No offense meant to Texans!!)

Linkey-loo Coordinator extraordinaire
- AJC

I have to confess. I was given the task by the chief robot to maintain TNSC's "Linkey-loo" section. Not a big deal (I think). Scan the 'net for interesting or stupid websites and link them to a bunch of text for the rest of the TNSC community to enjoy. Well, I have always maintained that I was computer illiterate. I don't know a JPEG from a FONT, or Microsoft from HTML. "It's easy", I'm told. "Just cut and paste the last week's announcement, replace all of the text, and cut and paste your new link into it, and hit "publish". Great...sounds easy.

The chief robot forgot to tell me to maintain proper "syntax". So here I am, merrily posting away, not knowing that all my hard work, instead of opening a new window with the chosen link, is merely opening as a tiny representation of the link within the TNSC home page!! I've got a 50 hour week (at minimum) and I don't really have time to double check my work. And apparently, neither does anyone else!! So, in the next few weeks, I will be reposting (properly, I hope), the fantastic links that you have all been deprived of.

I will start with the greatest link EVER!!!

Linkey-loo Coordinator extraordinaire
- AJC

I must say that this whole "war" thing is really starting to bum me out. Everywhere I turn, I see war, war, war.

Oh, by the way, thanks everyone (I mean Peter Johnson) for submitting all of those great "linky-loos" for all in TNSC to enjoy.

Bob Log III ** at Spaceland last TNSC was AWESOME!! Members Raub, Dylan and I witnessed "Boob Scotch" first hand, and you can too!!! (for consenting adults only)

The "linkey-loo" section is finally starting to rivial the "Porn Title of the Week". Just waitin' for that to happen at a TNSC outing soon!!!

** See last week's venue announcement. By the way, unlike from Humphry Bogart, I'm switching from martinis TO scotch!!!

Linkey-loo Coordinator extraordinaire
- AJC

I have seen the future of advertising...and it is Japanese. There's also a translation if you need help with the concept.

Oh yeah, sound up.

Linkey-loo Coordinator extraordinaire
- AJC

Now I see where all of the retoric comes from...

Check it!

Linkey-loo Coordinator extraordinaire
- AJC

Since there is no way I could ever top last weeks link, and since it is Winter (kind of), I hope that this will suffice. Please feel free to "Rant" your best score for last weeks linkey loo!!

Linkey-loo Coordinator extraordinaire
- AJC

Good lord mother almighty!!! This is the coolest thing I have ever seen...

- AJC

Linkey-loo coordinator Alan J. Chimenti would like to take this opportunity to wish all of you fellow TNSCers a Happy New Year!! We enter 2003 with a sense of anticipation tempered by a little trepidation, but we'll get through this one too.

The recent nasty weather leaves me looking forward to longer days and warmer weather. In that spirit, please find this link a suitable view into one of my favorite vouyeristic pasttime!!

As the robot says: By-eee!