This reminds me....I'm in LA this Thursday....and I was in LA last time I posted some related links. But these are updated for your Linkey-Loo™ pleasure: The new and expanded RPS #1, and a classic RPS #2!!















"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle....
My left hand holds a half a fifth of gin...."

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This week, by popular demand, Linkey-loo Robot™ brings cats, and MORE CATS!!









I said 'Wait a minute kitten, I'm no cat.....I'm a DOG!!!"

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This week's Linkey-loo™ is dedicated to TNSC founding member Tuesday McGowan, who left us a few years ago to get the ball rolling for TNSC Midwest. Even though she is busy organizing boozeheads there, and directing and designing television commercials 24/7 as her "day job", she still has time for her first passion: music. You can check out her band, "(in)camera". Be sure to give a listen to out their "sounds" section of the website, as well as the "news" link, to see what they're up to.




**Note the official neckwear of Thursday nights!!






And for you "younger" kids out there (like Lee), here is a fond remembrance of your after-school cartoons. (It takes a while to download.) Needless to say, it's disturbing.

Finally, if any of you are bored this weekend, the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival is going on in Golden Gate Park. Where else can one see The Knitters, Ralph Stanley, Doc Watson, Rosanne Cash, and DOLLY PARTON, all in one place, and all FREE?!?!


If this bar were school, I'd have a degree....

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This Linkey-loo™ is a total plate of shrimp , when viewed after Lee Lee the Musical Bee™ rant. TNSC member "Lucky Lindo" taught me that phrase.
















One Bourbon, one Scotch, one beer.

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Well, after all of eternity, our creator finally gets his shit together, hires some twentysomethings, and creates GodBot. He's got VC, prime downtown real estate, and enormous servers! Go ahead, give him a chat!!**

**does not work with Apple™ Safari™ Browser. God is obviously in cahoots with Microsoft™.

Cut & paste your God chats here.












And if GodBot can possibly be topped, here is another game of extreme skill: Porn Star or Pop Star?. Tama should ace this one!!!

Loco Gringos like a party!!!

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AJC

Hey sports fans!!! Football season is just around the corner, and the NHL strike is over. And just in time comes the fabulous "Seat Sipper"!!! There is also an oddly disturbing WMP movie of it in action.








Also, for your viewing pleasure, the "intertron" brings you a place to creatively post your darkest secrets. Thanks for the link, Tama!


My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle,
My left hand holds a half a fifth of gin.....

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Like you, I spend a lot of whittled-away hours at various bars. Like you, I always crave entertainment. Now, thanks to the "intertron", said entertainment has been delivered!!! They're all there.... all the classics!!!!












Gin & Tonics, tonight!!!

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I think that I'm starting to side with our heralded TNSC leader, and am calling a POX on this damned "Summer" weather!!!! It's nearly September and half of San Francisco hasn't seen the sun for weeks!! For relief, may I suggest a Fog Cutter. Brought to you courtesy of "Tiki Bar TV".
(it's 18MB, so sit tight...)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. "Ooh Lala!!!"











There's nothing to replace you,
'cept Liquor, Beer and Wine....

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AJC

Doing "double duty" this week. Sometimes, they're not all winners. At least you can get your aggressions out.

I can't remember if I posted this one, or not. If not, here is your chance to be "MADE" in the Mafia.



Gonna sue Jack Daniels for hittin' me,
With the side of a big ol' live oak tree....

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Sometimes, it's just a sad, sad world out there.

But there is some hope out there to battle it all.



One little sip and now look at me,
If this bar were school, I'd have a degree....

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AJC

You all remember that fantastic booze search-engine of the late 90's "Webtender"? Well I just want to say that I'm holding out my money for the IPO of the latest and greatest in that department: Droogle. (damn Canadians)



And I'm not a fan of either "Blogs" or "Star Wars", but THIS IS HILARIOUS

I'm full. Full of that Malt Liquor bull.
But I'm set. I 've got a crooked cigarette.

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Yaaaaaaaay!!!! ANOTHER INTERNET SKILL GAME!!!! It's harder than it looks. And yes, we've all been there. Note: it's easier with a mouse than it is with a track pad.

Send your high scores here.



And in a matter related to those silly lyrics that accompany the TNSC Robot's weekly emails, Porn Robot Tama submits this nifty website. (At first, I thought that it was a "gay" site!!!)

Loco Gringos like a party!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Yeah it's a few years old ...but what the hell.







There's nothing to replace you, but liquor, beer and wine.


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AJC

Here it is, the long-awaited review of 20 Cheap Beers. It's like the Johnoson brothers could have written this!! Observe the fine product photography (and notice how the pix get inexplicably skewed toward the end of the 1st page!! Classic!

And wishing long time TNSC associates Spaz and Ellen a very happy wedding this weekend!!


Beer :30!!!!


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AJC

In a constant attemp to provide you with "linkified" entertainment, my travels bring me accross the globe to some behind-the-scenes action at the Japanese Space Program

And speaking of Space Programs, this is one I'm sure you've never heard of. Be sure to play the movie.




Gin & Tonics Tonight!!!!


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AJC

All that I can say is this link is pretty fuckin' cool!!! Just click on they guys, and watch 'em go!!

Oh, and again, I just want to give a Happy Birthday shout out to TNSC founding member Josh Johnson!! Here are a couple of gifts for you!!!!









Gin & Tonics Tonight!!!!



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AJC

This week's link is in honor of Gay Pride Week here in SF. It might take a while to load...no pun intended. And in a completely non-homosexual related topic, a gift for the person who has everything, or perhaps someone you really HATE!!!





"It's interracial cowboy, homo kind of love."
(I love how I don't have to leave the Reverend Horton Heat songbook)

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AJC

If you've got the bandwidth, I've got Tiki TV. Nothing like bored, intellegent, (and not to mention drunk) students with Apple's "Studio" package to create entertainment with a message. I suggest starting from the bottom up. Notice that their bartender is named Johnny...just like ours!!! Except he's named it not once, but twice.



"Oh Lala is RIGHT!!!"


"Gone to Tahiti on vacation. In the jungle I found me a Tiki man."

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AJC

Each week I scour the World Wide Web in order to bring links of joy to all of you fine folks. This week was no exception. As a guy who has to shave maybe every other day, I think I have a long way to go if I want to compete. Too bad Carl just bowed out of the competition last week. I appreciate the International flavor of it, yet there is some stiff local competition, too.


**Note appropriate Thursday Night attire **

Finally, an answer to a questions that I've always had. I love the booze-fueled sciences. All you need is a digital camera and too much time on your hands.

"There's nothing to replace you, 'cept Liquor, Beer and Wine."

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AJC

First off, please scroll down to last week's Linkey Loo posting. Though I was chillin' on vacation, if that is possible in Palm Springs, I still managed to steal enough wireless signal off of the hotel office so as to be able to generate a Linkey-Loo for y'all. The only downside was that when I went to publish it, "Blogger" was out of commission, and it didn't make it up to the site in time. That said, here is the little song that I sang to myself each day of vacation. Yes, it does take a bit of time to load, but it does also have MONKIES!!!




"There's nothing to replace you, 'cept Liquor, Beer and Wine."

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AJC

Yaaayyy!!! I'm on vacation in Palm Springs. It's 100+ degrees (112 on Sunday, a record), but weather aside, much here reminds me of San Francisco. There is even a place called "Hamburger Mary's". It's a chain restaurant that has no relation to our original SOMA/Maui institutions that have unfortunately gone by the wayside. It is neat and tidy, and painted in bright, bold, primary colors and expensive art on the walls. There are no baby bottle creamers on the table, no wheat bread and there is even one in Sacramento. There are also many rainbow flags proudly displayed around town. Which got me thinking about this week's Linkey-Loo.

See you guys next week.

"Those cowboys will be pea-green with envy, when they see his cute behind!!"

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AJC

I was never into "magick", or any of that other mumbo-jumbo that would allow one a view into one's future. First off, I never believed it, and secondly....I really don't want to know. I'd rather have my future be a surprise to me. Just like I want each Thursday night to be a surprise to me. But I just found something that may make me change my mind. At any rate, I know a few things that are in my future tonght: sweet, sweet beer, and some good times with great friends.

Now you too can excell in the Advertising field.



"My drinking days are over, so let me hear "amen"
My drinking days are over.....and over again."

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AJC

Everyone really is hot on "Cinco de Mayo" around here. In high school, we used to call it "Cinco de Santa Cruz" as the majority of the Hispanic students ditched class for fun & sun at the Boardwalk. But I want to point out a day that I find to be even more pertinent: May 6th. AKA "No Pants Day. Make sure you leave yours at home tomorrow!!!



And from the "Down Under" news bureau, this story takes "legless" to a whole different level.




Cinco de Mayo, Dia de arboejo!!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

I really like bacon.



Did I mention that REALLY LIKE BACON?!?!?




Oh, and did anyone beat my high score of 1356 ft.???

I'm just happy to he beer home for the nest of the right. I'll explain in the morning cuz the kitchen brights too light!!

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AJC


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Being a true suburbanite, I really never get to witness the beauty of what big cities, like San Francisco, or Manhattan offer in the way of Public Access Television. Thank goodness for the "interwebtron".



Young Girls and Gin may be the cure!!

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AJC

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This ever happen to anyone at work? If this is acting, are there any terms in this fabulous glossary that would be applicable? (Thanks Jason. Thanks Tama)

And if you want a little more "shake" in your cocktails, this announcement is from TNSC member/belly dancer Sue Erokan (yes, it's a plug):

Thursday, April 7, 8 p.m. (dance performances begin at 9)--$5

Clandestine is very proud to present to you an evening of belly dance and music at The Stud, one of SF's oldest (and most fabulous!) gay bars.

The amazing lineup includes:

bhangra beats by DJ Jimmy Love Little
live music by Liz and Jen of Vocolot
and belly dance by:
Clandestine (including Rachel and Amy!)
Azure
Azure's students (with Michael of Azure)
Bastet (featuring former members of Lotus and guest performances by
former members of the Indigo)

Address:
The Stud
399 9th Street @ Harrison
San Francisco, CA
415-252-STUD

Tee Martunis at bunch with the loss.

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AJC

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SAY NO MORE!!!


There's nothing to replace you, 'cept Liquor, Beer and Wine.

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AJC

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Unfortunately, I only own a laptop computer. Not complaining. But if I had a PC of a larger, immobile type, I would definitely accessorize it with one of THESE!!! There is nothing else that I could possibly link you to that could top it.


Gin & Tonics Tonight!!

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AJC

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Okay. It's spelled B-O-R-E-D!!! But if it's action you're looking for, ROCK ON!! And if that's just too fast paced for you, there's always SHEEP DASH!!! Oh, and happy St. Pat's day, y'all.

Nothin' to replace you, 'cept liquor, beer and wine.

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AJC

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Here is a linkey-loo for your speakers. Mmmmmmm. And while we're on the subject of fast food, here is another. (This guy was actually on his way to his job as manager at Jack in the Box™

Loco Gringos like a party!!!

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AJC

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Sweet Jesus!!! These two links go hand in hand. Sign me up for BOTH!!! Okay....so maybe only ONE of these is legitimate.

When it rains it rains, Bourbon from heaven....

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AJC

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Okay. I'm back in town, and back in action. For your linkey-loo "pleasure" this week, here is a little "pop" quiz. And when you're done with that, here is a bonus. "Pencils down" will signify the end of the test. Good luck. Ready? Begin.

When it rains it rains, Bourbon from heaven....

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AJC

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Most of you TNSCers are currently experiencing rains of biblical proportions. Me? I'm FREEEEEEEEEZING!!! Although I know TNSC/Toronto is laughing hysterically at my plight.

At any rate, I'm fully committed to getting one of these fantastic "Pimp Cups" I propose a custom TNSC pattern.

Gin & Juice, Boyeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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AJC

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Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try this at home!!! If you happen to be at Aunt Patty's place, then by all means, go ahead. She'll even make sure that you have a cold one!!

And from the Kentucky bureau, Matt Hegarty submits this prophetic link. I'm afraid we're hurling ahead with breakneck speed!!!

Gin & Tonics Tonight!!!

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AJC

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Here's a little glimpse into what my daily life feels like. I'm sure yours is the same (though being able to wake up as late as 8am would be pretty cool.)

And here as a website dedicated to a guy named Chris from a different guy named Chris.

Bottoms Up!!!

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AJC

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I picked this 1st link especially for list member Bishop Johnson. I think she knows most of them by heart.

And the 2nd link is for list memeber Tama Blough, since she sews and knows material, and can make quality clothing and stuff.

Hit me two times!!!!!

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AJC

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I unfortunately will be spending my TNSC awaiting a "last flight out". Fortunately, I can spend it at the fabulous : Encounters™ Lounge.

In the meantime, please test your knowledge of alcohol with this handy quiz. It IS multiple choice. Send in your scores. Winners could score GREAT PRIZES!!!! I got a 137 without blinking. That makes me a "Bacardi 151", suckers!!

I scored a....
.
It's Martini Time!!!!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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For your "linking pleasure" today, I present you with a quiz and some useless booze-related scientific trivia.

Which character are you?
.
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

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AJC

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Yeah, I work on commercial advertising for a living. Some are entertaining, some not. Some are in Spanish, Korean, French, and Japanese. Check the alphabet for your favorite commercial talent.

Gin & Tonics, tonite!!! And welcome to 2005.

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AJC

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Since everyone seems to be suffering from some form of cough or cold this holiday season, I give you this year's final Linkey-loo as a cure-all for what ails you. I

Have a safe celebration, and see you all in the new year.

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AJC

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Wishing you all of you TNSCers Happy Holidays, wherever they may be. All that I can say is that the crappy German chocolate versions have nothing on this Advent calendar!! I fear I'm stepping on toes here. And for those not of the Catholic faith, here is something for you. "Mr. Engineer....faders up!!!" Do the Outkast know about this?


"...making Spirits bright!!!!"

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Enjoy!!


"Beer :30!!!"

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If you had an amazingly hot bartendress that responded to your every whim...what would YOU ask for? A beer? A fight? A PILLOW FIGHT?? (just wondering) Oh, and I LOVE this site!!


"Gin & Tonics tonight!!!"

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AJC

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Yeah!!! Another drinking related game. Whose side ARE you on?!? Oh, and some additional entertainment. Sound UP!


"My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin...."

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AJC

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_______________________

8 years of Catholic School and a religious upbringing has made me, a fairly accepting person, but this is some of the most fucked up, intolerant, narrow minded fecal matter that I have seen in a long time!!!! "JESUS CHRIST" is right!!. Yep...that's me....4th panel down....the one with the coffee. Click on all of the tabs......amazing. Oh, but THIS is pretty cool. I can tolerate that.


"My right hand holds a cold Corona bottle...."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

This should keep you entertained for hours on end. I'm sorry too. Obviously, we couldn't get these out fast enough before the election.

Congrats go out to the Robot on the TNSC webpage overhaul!!

"Beer :30!!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Yeah...I like to read .



"Gin & Tonics tonite!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

I urge all of you suckers to get out on November 2nd and vote (duh), but until then, you can start pick your favorite here . And while I'm at it, here's another . And another . And still there's more !!

Enjoy

"Liquor in the front..."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

In acknowledgement of just over 2 superior performance from Pyra Labs , I bring you a recap of the first ever blogged linkey-loo . It is a timeless classic that keeps getting better.

Super Greg #1!!

"I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels..."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Again, from north of our border (Canada...NOT Marin), Linkey-loo wrangler Chris Hamilton sends us this gem . (If it doesn't link directly, it's the Bush link). And special assignment correspondent and trifecta specialist Matt Haggarty provides us a beginners guide to whaling . Fascinating!!

Thanks guys.

Young girls and gin may be the cure.

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

We at the Thursday Night Social Club provide "equal access Linkey-Loos" as a service to all of our members. Don't worry, we're not getting soft !

And to pass the time, an old favorite of mine, the 3 Card Monty . Give it a try.

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Word on the street is that Josh Johnson has a sexy new cell phone..... with a fancy camera no less!! Oh, and for some reason, this audition tape makes me laugh. Ouch!!

"I live my life on a layer of ice. Just like those poured by my bartender Vice"

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AJC

Yaaaayyyyyy!!! Another "Blood & Guts" game! Now go out and IMPALE SOMEBODY!!!!!

"It's Martini Time!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Linkey-loos this week are submissions from our valued members. Tama brings you this: EEEEWWWWWW!!!!! And "TNSC Southwest" presiding president Dave Revis submits a retort to the craze ostensibly started by California's own "Governator". Keep your cameras handy!!

"I'm callin' in twisted!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Since the TNSC Robot blew it last week, I get to let this on ride for one more Thursday!!!
Say no MORE !!! Aye!!! Maybe even better than this old standby.

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

I'll make it quick. You get 4 for 1 .

Knock yourselves out.


Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Cath-o-lic...school-girls-rule....Cath-o-lic school girls ru-ule!!!**

Yeah, Anthony Kiedis said it best.

** May not work with Safari browser. Give IE a shot.


Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Hey, the links can't all be pretty.


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AJC

A story from our correspondent at TNSC Toronto. Ummmm....photo? WTF?!?!? And always be sure to tip your waitresses - A public service announcement from TNSC.

Gin & Tonics Tonite!!!

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AJC

As we see that democratic hopeful John Kerry is getting a "makeover" in the media, this is one specifically for the RNC. Good luck to both gentlemen, and may the better-looking duo win. Oh, and I don't care how often I see this, it is still fuckin' FUNNY !!! Be sure to check page 1, as well as this.

Tee martunis at bunch with the loss....

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

How cool is this ?!?. A pretty slick one-button sport coat from my dad's old store. Check out that shawl collar, those "V" cuffs, and that red lining!! Be sure to scroll down and check out the label . While I'm on an eBay jag, this guy has left the BEST feedback EVER!! Be sure to poke around on all of the pages. I assure you that next week's links will have a little more activity.

I said no...but they insisted!

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AJC

In honor of the top box office draw this week, I give you some guys who have WAY too much time on their hands . Big download (52 MB- hope you have DSL) - and thank the software gods for lens flares and motion blur. And another technological breakthrough that has gone South: the "Sloganator". Sounds vaguely right-wing in nature. I wonder if Billie Joe knows about this? Oh wait, he's not in Metallica.

Young girls & gin may be the cure!!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Welcome to July. We've made through another half year. The months pass faster than a Coors Light in the hands of Josh Johnson on a hot Saturday afternoon. Speaking of, try this game out. Pretty tough. Actually, pretty dumb. Yo! And if you want to really laugh, check it. You will need Windows? Media Player?

Party!! Get naked!! Buy us beer!! -

Linkey-Loo Robot? -
AJC

So, I like animals and all, but I don't usually consider myself a "dog-guy" by any stretch of the imagination. Man's best friend? Maybe. Mine? No. They require lots of attention, exercise, and time - three things I don't have an abundance of. Even if I did, I can't imagine shoving a coupla these in him just for a personal peace of mind. Make mental note: do not skip intro. Hell, if you're going to purchase a set for your canine, why not kick down some extra corn and get some for your car ?!?!

By the way, how did you guys score on last week's test ?

It's the rest of the world that's 3 drinks behind -

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Okay, so since this is a momentous month for me, I actually went and checked my "Alcoholoscope". You should, too. Damn. That's me, Gemini to a "tee"! And for the gentlemen of the Social Club, a little game for you to take a shot at. Ladies, of course feel free to try.

It's the rest of the world that's 3 drinks behind -

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

I'll give you two reasons why people outside "the industry" shouldn't be allowed to have DV cams. One. Two. On second thought, that last one was pretty great!! *You might need QuickTime.

Party like there's no tomorrow -

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

They don't call him the Secretary of Defense for nothin'!!! I almost peed in my pants upon viewing this...which creates a natural segue to our next link . "Pass" one on to a friend!!

Happy Thursday -

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

As May comes to a close, and we're looking at starting a long weekend off right on a Thursday nite, all I can say is OMFG!!! This link encompasses all facets of geekdom!! You will probably need a QuickTime player for this - either for Mac or Windows. And one additional game for all of you to enjoy. Watch out, it's addictive .


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AJC

Linkey-Loo Robot reporting from the land of sunshine. You won't find this in any local bar anytime soon. Apparently the link is dedicated to TNSC founder Mathias Genser. I've always wondered how to make one of these!!! Coming soon: the results of last week's competition.

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

First off, make sure that you scroll down to last week's Linkey-loo. When the TNSC Robot fails to direct folks to the site for a Venue Announcement, my incredibly taxing work often goes unnoticed. Next, go here to create yet another fine work of post-modern cyber-art. When you're done with your masterpiece, submit it here. A select panel of judges will review all submissions and reward the winner with a cool, delicious adult beverage.
Good luck!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

File this one in the only in America category. I honestly don't know how "social" this could be. And it could put extremely talented folks like John Metsker out of work!!!

And here are some great gifts for kids of all ages and beliefs.

Happy Seis de Mayo!

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AJC

One day you'll all fondly remember the days when turntables killed live music. When those days return in a "retro" manner you'll be ready. With your own Groove Control , you can suitably entertain the drinking masses. Alright, I have to admit that it's pretty cool. Just pick a "beat" and let the groove move you...or not.

Without appearing "lacist" I bring you this site submitted by one of our own TNSC members. Have a poke around it. Pretty funny.

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

I make my living, more or less, in advertising. However most of the stuff I deal with is rather mundane (kid's cereal, cellular phone services, cars.) You get the picture. Once, just ONCE, I want to be able to work on something that's little racier. Like this! or this. Or even this. But at that point, I think I'm stepping on the Porn Robot's toes. Notice that the logo contains "Primus". I wonder if Les, Ler and Tim know that.

Have a "safe" Thursday!!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

This submission comes to us courtesy of our newest list member, Don Campbell. I think I've seen this one before...but it's still funny. And just when you think you've seen it all, along comes Tyler the dog. You'll need a Windows Media Player for this one.


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AJC

My job is getting easier and easier. Tama, the person that put the Porn in "Porn Robot" give's us this stimulating link.

And TNSC/Toronto member Chris Hamilton brings us this friendly reminder.

While were at it, here is a dumb Easter link just in time for this holy season. Or should I say "Ho"- ly season?

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

In response to last month's "March Madness" in the sports world, the linkey loo robot brings you "naked hoops". This RULES!!

And while we're at it (and I'm sure you've ALL seen this recently) I bring you the pimp name generator!

Yo!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Busy. Old. Funny.

Linkey-Loo Robot
AJC

Linkey Loo Robot is back in action!!! Computer is up and running with a new logic board. Finally!! This link comes to us from North of the border, submitted by TNSC member, Chris Hamilton for your approval. Everything one will ever need for a life of evil!

Linkey-Loo Robot
AJC

Well now, it's been quite some time since I pinch-hit for the Linkey-Loo Robot, but the time has come again.

This is perhaps one of the more curious websites I've seen lately. Try not to stare at the front page too long, as it might trigger an epileptic seizure. I ain't got epilepsy, but I siezed up and passed out. When I woke I thought I was a pig: CLIK THIS LINK.

Submit a link, lunkheads: Here's a dopey link.

Yours ever in gastric distress,

TNSC Robot

I'm going to let you in on a little secret - my favorite website. This is actually a monthly magazine out of Denver, and might as well have been written by TNSC founding member, Josh Johnson.
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Check all of the various sections. Especially this one: know your bartender. Scroll down to find John Metsker's type!! The archives are also pretty deep, and hilarious.

While I'm at it, here's another dumb flash animation.

Linkey-Loo Robot
AJC

Stuck in LA this week, but here is an incredibly fun game for all of you TNSCers.

See you next week!!

Linkey-Loo Robot
AJC

Since this is a new year, I figure that everyone should have a new calendar/clock. Enjoy!! Also, not to beat a dead horse, but here are two political sites. One informative. One irreverent. My Republican friends, please don't hold it against me!!

Linkey-Loo Robot
AJC

I'm neither pro-Democrat or anti-Republican (well, maybe I am), but judging for a website from across the pond, someone else might be! Check out the buttons on the bottom. Be sure to check out the "Bush Wordifier!!" **Apple SAFARI browser users may notice some oddities**
PTOW robot is back in full force!! Keep it up! TNSC Robot, get your ass in gear! My work here is done.

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Happy New Year kids!!! This next link has to be great as two different TNSC members (Lee G and Chris H - both who will not be attending tonight) submitted it for your pleasure. Be sure to scroll down. There is some funny shit.

Welcome to 2K4!

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Since I'm not in the spirit of Xmas yet (and I really trying), here is a cute little linkey-loo to keep you occupied for hours. Remind me to watch where I dine next time! And if that isn't enough, PTOW mistress Tama Bough gives you the following link: be sure to click on "Barney Reloaded". These are YOUR tax dollars hard at work. And make sure NOT to be duped by the "other" government agency at The Whitehouse , though that is EXACTLY what one would expect from the porn robot!

Happy Holidays, kids!

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Here's a little "magic" for all of you TNSCers. I don't trust the guy myself.

Enjoy!

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So I see that the number of submissions for church signs using the patented "church sign generator" is at an all time low!! Zero. Zilch. Nada. What gives?!? I bust my ass week after week searching out entertaining websites and this is what I get in return? You're all getting coal in your cocktail glasses this Christmas! If you are so inclined, grab a JPEG of your own personal church sign and attach it to an email to: the omnipotent Linkey-Loo Robot. Prizes will be forthcoming.

Meanwhile, vent your frustrations on this little number! Don't miss the "Manic Mode"!

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- AJC

Repent, sinners!!! Check out this collection of church signs !! Join in the Linkey-Loo contest for the "best church sign". Use the "church sign generator" and make one of your own. Grab a JPEG of it and attach it to an email to: the omnipotent Linkey-Loo Robot
A jury of atheist judges will choose the best and the winner will be "baptized" in a most unconventional way.

Enjoy!

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- AJC

Okay, here is a timely linkey-loo for all of our ESC members sent to me from John McCrea of Cake fame. He is a man with a conscience. This one is from one who's is in question. I hope PTOW robot takes note!!

Enjoy!

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- AJC

Sorry I missed last week. I'm technically still on vacation, but WTF, you still get a linky-loo out of me. I've been pretty news-deprived sitting on a beach for a week and a half, so returning to civilization (and a stack of newspapers) everything seems kinda like this. Sit tight. It takes a little time to load.

Oh, and thanks Lee Gardner for this little news story.

Enjoy!

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- AJC

This is generally how I spend my non-Thursday evenings. Welcome to my world. Here's another.

Enjoy!

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- AJC

As I may have to travel to "The Southland" again this Thursday, here is an early linkey-loo submission . I guess that this counts as on-line karaoke! Come on, get the rest of your office mates to join you in a chorus or two. Michael Murphy? Wasn't he a list member who got the boot? What does it all mean?!?

Enjoy!

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- AJC

I knew it!!! I need a hard copy of this one!

Oh, and congratulations to list members Lily Ng and Lee Gardner on last weekends nuptuals! Welcome to the "club"!!!


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How is this for fun? Huh?

Oh, go Giants.

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Here's the quiz for this week! Sorry if it isn't too original - I'm busy!! Oh, and sound up!


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Ever feel like its "one of those days? Click on a number!


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I'm sure that everyone is getting linked to this one, but I refuse to have my thunder stolen as I saw this weeks ago!!! It was in the linkey-loo hopper. You'll need QuickTime (free) and your speakers on.

And in the continuing California recall saga, I give you a star Democrat that we all know and love.


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Does this really count as a linkey-loo? Why not? And while we're at it, how about this?


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As I've mentioned several times in the past, I'm not the type that's too political. But DAMN if I don't like a good show tune. And speaking of politics, how about that recall? From the large field of gubernatorial choices, I spy one many of us know and used to work with - a one Dan Feinstein. Nicely positioned alphabetically above Larry Flint! Go Dan!!!


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The following Linkey-loo was submitted by esteemed list member Serena Warner (so we better see her out tonight). The record industry has been doing it for years. Now you can too.
Rock on.

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