First off, make sure that you scroll down to last week's Linkey-loo. When the TNSC Robot fails to direct folks to the site for a Venue Announcement, my incredibly taxing work often goes unnoticed. Next, go here to create yet another fine work of post-modern cyber-art. When you're done with your masterpiece, submit it here. A select panel of judges will review all submissions and reward the winner with a cool, delicious adult beverage.
Good luck!

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AJC

File this one in the only in America category. I honestly don't know how "social" this could be. And it could put extremely talented folks like John Metsker out of work!!!

And here are some great gifts for kids of all ages and beliefs.

Happy Seis de Mayo!

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AJC

One day you'll all fondly remember the days when turntables killed live music. When those days return in a "retro" manner you'll be ready. With your own Groove Control , you can suitably entertain the drinking masses. Alright, I have to admit that it's pretty cool. Just pick a "beat" and let the groove move you...or not.

Without appearing "lacist" I bring you this site submitted by one of our own TNSC members. Have a poke around it. Pretty funny.

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AJC

I make my living, more or less, in advertising. However most of the stuff I deal with is rather mundane (kid's cereal, cellular phone services, cars.) You get the picture. Once, just ONCE, I want to be able to work on something that's little racier. Like this! or this. Or even this. But at that point, I think I'm stepping on the Porn Robot's toes. Notice that the logo contains "Primus". I wonder if Les, Ler and Tim know that.

Have a "safe" Thursday!!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

This submission comes to us courtesy of our newest list member, Don Campbell. I think I've seen this one before...but it's still funny. And just when you think you've seen it all, along comes Tyler the dog. You'll need a Windows Media Player for this one.


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AJC

My job is getting easier and easier. Tama, the person that put the Porn in "Porn Robot" give's us this stimulating link.

And TNSC/Toronto member Chris Hamilton brings us this friendly reminder.

While were at it, here is a dumb Easter link just in time for this holy season. Or should I say "Ho"- ly season?

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

In response to last month's "March Madness" in the sports world, the linkey loo robot brings you "naked hoops". This RULES!!

And while we're at it (and I'm sure you've ALL seen this recently) I bring you the pimp name generator!

Yo!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Busy. Old. Funny.

Linkey-Loo Robot
AJC

Linkey Loo Robot is back in action!!! Computer is up and running with a new logic board. Finally!! This link comes to us from North of the border, submitted by TNSC member, Chris Hamilton for your approval. Everything one will ever need for a life of evil!

Linkey-Loo Robot
AJC

Well now, it's been quite some time since I pinch-hit for the Linkey-Loo Robot, but the time has come again.

This is perhaps one of the more curious websites I've seen lately. Try not to stare at the front page too long, as it might trigger an epileptic seizure. I ain't got epilepsy, but I siezed up and passed out. When I woke I thought I was a pig: CLIK THIS LINK.

Submit a link, lunkheads: Here's a dopey link.

Yours ever in gastric distress,

TNSC Robot

I'm going to let you in on a little secret - my favorite website. This is actually a monthly magazine out of Denver, and might as well have been written by TNSC founding member, Josh Johnson.
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Check all of the various sections. Especially this one: know your bartender. Scroll down to find John Metsker's type!! The archives are also pretty deep, and hilarious.

While I'm at it, here's another dumb flash animation.

Linkey-Loo Robot
AJC

Stuck in LA this week, but here is an incredibly fun game for all of you TNSCers.

See you next week!!

Linkey-Loo Robot
AJC

Since this is a new year, I figure that everyone should have a new calendar/clock. Enjoy!! Also, not to beat a dead horse, but here are two political sites. One informative. One irreverent. My Republican friends, please don't hold it against me!!

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AJC

I'm neither pro-Democrat or anti-Republican (well, maybe I am), but judging for a website from across the pond, someone else might be! Check out the buttons on the bottom. Be sure to check out the "Bush Wordifier!!" **Apple SAFARI browser users may notice some oddities**
PTOW robot is back in full force!! Keep it up! TNSC Robot, get your ass in gear! My work here is done.

Linkey-Loo Robot

Happy New Year kids!!! This next link has to be great as two different TNSC members (Lee G and Chris H - both who will not be attending tonight) submitted it for your pleasure. Be sure to scroll down. There is some funny shit.

Welcome to 2K4!

Linkey-Loo Robot

Since I'm not in the spirit of Xmas yet (and I really trying), here is a cute little linkey-loo to keep you occupied for hours. Remind me to watch where I dine next time! And if that isn't enough, PTOW mistress Tama Bough gives you the following link: be sure to click on "Barney Reloaded". These are YOUR tax dollars hard at work. And make sure NOT to be duped by the "other" government agency at The Whitehouse , though that is EXACTLY what one would expect from the porn robot!

Happy Holidays, kids!

Linkey-Loo Robot

Here's a little "magic" for all of you TNSCers. I don't trust the guy myself.

Enjoy!

Linkey-Loo Robot

So I see that the number of submissions for church signs using the patented "church sign generator" is at an all time low!! Zero. Zilch. Nada. What gives?!? I bust my ass week after week searching out entertaining websites and this is what I get in return? You're all getting coal in your cocktail glasses this Christmas! If you are so inclined, grab a JPEG of your own personal church sign and attach it to an email to: the omnipotent Linkey-Loo Robot. Prizes will be forthcoming.

Meanwhile, vent your frustrations on this little number! Don't miss the "Manic Mode"!

Linkey-loo Coordinator
- AJC

Repent, sinners!!! Check out this collection of church signs !! Join in the Linkey-Loo contest for the "best church sign". Use the "church sign generator" and make one of your own. Grab a JPEG of it and attach it to an email to: the omnipotent Linkey-Loo Robot
A jury of atheist judges will choose the best and the winner will be "baptized" in a most unconventional way.

Enjoy!

Linkey-loo Coordinator
- AJC

Okay, here is a timely linkey-loo for all of our ESC members sent to me from John McCrea of Cake fame. He is a man with a conscience. This one is from one who's is in question. I hope PTOW robot takes note!!

Enjoy!

Linkey-loo Coordinator
- AJC