Botz is (still) Botz.

Botzex advice from Dan Savage.  (Chewbacca, indeed)

An only in San Francisco Bot story.

Contrast this with something entirely human.

"Hey Mr Bartender
 Please don't be so slow
 I've got time for me more round 
 And a six pack to go"

 


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Wreck Chords

Adam Savage visits Third Man Records.

With an entirely newer, yet antiquated, recording medium... 

And sad to report the passing of Mr. Nakajima, 
and his last time suited up.

"He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
 As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town."

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AJC

Epic Fail

Scaramooch couldn’t do the Fandango.

If you’re going to chug a beer, don’t chug a Bud Light.
(unless you’re going to spill most of it)


(Somewhat) good bar news.


(Links by Lake™)

"Swears each drink is the last
 Tells the same lie each night
 And breaks every promise
 Til she makes me go crazy
 She's gonna drive me to drinking"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

All the Linkies That's Fit to Print

(aka "Sign of the Times")

Good bar news.  (I'll drink to that!)

Bad bar news.   (Never actually been there.)

Dive bar news.  (by definitio .)

(Links by Lake™)

"Yeah, the 500 Club
 Is a happy little place.
 A really fun place where
 You can lose your face.

 And all of my friends
 Including me are insane.
 It's a little hide-a-way
 To hide away from the pain."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Cocktail Party

More good bar news!

History of the Cocktail Party.  (fascinating!)

Time-travel at these local establishments.

(Links by Lake™)

"I'm lost in the sauce once again
 I'm lost in the sauce once again
 If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
 But I'm lost in the sauce once again."

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AJC

Third Rail

Political Don't's part 1

Political Don't's part 2

And the ever-present "States Rights!!"

(Links by Lake™)

"What I did on my vacation
For the last ten years
Took pictures of your town
Plaid perfume on my breath
I mean I've been drinking Scotch
While touring through your town."

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AJC

Botz

A link fter my own heart:  Robot Drinkies

The upcoming Bar-bot competitio .

In a non-bot related link (other than it irks me from a design and aesthetic perspective):
The switch to coupes explained.

(Links by Lake™)

"I'm just happy to he beer
Home for the nest of the right...
I'll explain in the morning,
'Cause the kitchen bright's too light!!"

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AJC

Artificial Intellegents

There goes the neighborhood...

And look at this f*cking hipster (doll)

I don’t think that means what you think it means…
AI gone awry.

(Links by Lake™)

""Hanging with friends
 We were doing slammers
 They try and get me hammered
 Boss, I said no
 But they insisted!"

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AJC

Very Dry... Please.

Fascinating look into the history of Dry Cleaning.

And in local news... it takes a (thirsty) village.

"Dirty, dry, up, or in between
 From the very first sip you know what I mean
 When you're out with a babe you don't nickle and dime
 Guessin' that means that it's Martini time!!" 

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AJC

Vinegar

aka... "Sour Grapes"

Nothing bitter 'bout this!!
(Those boys are getting their party on!  And rightly so)

 And sweeter still - if one is in KC.
(local Martin Cate consults)

(Links by Lake)

"You've got bright red lips and a pretty face
  A rose tattooed in a private place
  Spiked high heels and a wiggle in your walk
  Makin' everyone in this big city talk

  A bad reputation (bad reputation!)" 

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AJC

Taking the 5th

Submitted without comment.

James Comey Testimony Bingo & Drinking Game.
(one can always play after the fact)

Raise a glass to the loss of another fine guy behind the stick.

(Links by Lake)

"Waiting for a slip
 Ain't no way to live.
 I gotta take the test

 If you've gotta give.

 You are the lie detector."

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AJC

Borrowed Time

A rose by any other name... is still confusing.

A 5 story condo... is just more gentrificatio .

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit covfefe.

(Links by Lake)

"Lucky strike filters every night n' day.
A shot of Jack Black an' I'm ready to play.
I know it ain't healthy but it's quite alright.
Til' I find a woman better than Lucky Strikes."



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AJC

Roger That!!

Love / Haight.

In honor of Trump's Vatican visit.

For the record, Sir Roger preferred Gin Martinis.

(Links by Lake)

 

"I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender, Vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good Martini time!"

  

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AJC

Cleaning House

Another in a long laundry list of SF closures. 

In the Missio , Taqueria Telepathy.

And it looks like Bay-to-Breakers is right around the corner.

(Links by Lake)

"Please remember me
 When the sun goes down
 When the moon is round
 Remember me.

 Please remember me
 When the last call rings
 When the fat lady sings
 Remember me, Remember me."

  

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AJC

We Want Beer!!

Exploring San Francisco's past.
(WARNING:  Renters may weep)

Exploring San Francisco's future.
(fascinating...)

Said future looks bright for Speakeasy.
(Double Daddy drink to that!)

(Links by Lake)

"You don't have to remind me,

  I smell like a skunk,
  Excuse me baby but,
  (hiccup) I'm drunk!"

  

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AJC

Suing when Gin-gured

Someone needs to do some recon on TNSC Singa-"pour".

Booze and bots don't mix.
(stay classy, Mountain View)

For you legal types (read:  Johnny)
What does one make of this?

"Officer, prosecutor,
  Judge, and Jury too.
 What the hell you think exactly
 That you're gonna prove?
 You are the Lie Detector!!"

  

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Nu Wave

Great bar news!!  (and live music news, for that matter)

As I know, this is true.  So is the title.

If I was a female, I'd totally do this.

(Links by Lake™)

"The X-rays of my liver
  Look like molded old Swiss cheese
  My heart pumps blood and alcohol
  Through hardened arteries."

  

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AJC

Faux Twenny

 Ain't no way, know-how that I'm touchin' the devil's weed.  Gimme somma that demon rum!!

If 420 is your thing, then today is your day.  Here are some things for you to do.
 
But not TOO much of that 420.

And now that Spring has sprung, here's a survey of the tropics.
(Links by Lake™)

"I smoke two joints in the morning
 I smoke two joints at night
 I smoke two joints in the afternoon
 It makes me feel alright.

 I smoke two joints in time of piec
 And two in time of war
 I smoke two joints before  I smoke two joints
 And then I smoke two more." 

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AJC

Egg Roll

 Happy Easter from the White House!

And these never get old.

Easter, or not, this is GREAT NEWS!!!
(Links by Lake™)

"It's hard to believe I've gone and done it again
 Went to a place to see all of my friends
 One little sip and now look at me
 If this bar were school I'd have a degree"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

HBDeee!!

Happy 80th Birthday to Billy Dee Williams!!

A calendar insert from 1967 (When Billy Dee was just 30)
(my fancy does need pleasing!!)

And a Darwin Award runner up in the "dumbass" category.
(Please don't ever do this)

"Well I'm full
 Full of that Malt Liquor bull.
 But I'm set
 I got a crooked cigarette."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC