I Hate Breakfast

Except maybe bloodies and a bagel, but THIS is pretty damn cool! (It takes a bit) I think that Josh needs one of these for his ride to work.

And let us all raise a toast to a fallen comrade, James Williams "Jim" Adams. Paragraph 4 & 9 say it all.
























"Quietly here I'll sleep.
I won't even make a peep.
You won't even know I'm here.
Just letting you know that we're out of beer."



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AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

In preparation for tomorrow's International Talk Like A Pirate Day I give you this joke:

A Pirate walks into a bar and orders a Sailor Jerry. As he's prepping the delicious drink, the bartender notices a ship's steering wheel sticking out of the top of the Pirate's pants. As he gives the Pirate his beverage, he says "Hey. Do you know that you have a steering wheel sicking out of your pants?" The Pirate answers "Aye!!!! And it's drivin' me nuts!!!!"
BUH DUMB DASH!!!!

(I'll be here all week)























"It's hard to believe I've gone and done it again
Went to a place to see all of my friends
One little sip and now look at me
If this bar were school I'd have a degree."



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Fish In A Barrel

I admit that I'm a little slammed, so I'm relying on the generosity of others (specifically "Timmah!!" for providing me with "Sonseed" If you haven't seen it, it's an instant classic.

And while on the subject of religion, one can always count on Robert Tilton for a little entertainment.
























"I look up to the heavens
For a ray of hope to shine.
And there it is in neon,
Liquor beer and wine."



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Roll 'Em!!!

If you're like me, and you like movies (and who doesn't), here's a handy little blog I found with a listing of booze-drenched cinema for the month of September. Remember to program the TIVO! (and check out the reviews on the left)

Pr0n Rob0t Tama submits this great "Coder vs. Killer" Quiz. (I actually got 9 out of 10. Scary!!

And finally, raise a toast to Britain's Oldest Bartender!!!





















"Come on baby
And do like I say
We're going down to the corner
And have a drink of Tanqueray™"



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Hit Me

A little pertinent quiz from our friends Adam & Jamie of "Mythbusters" fame. I actually aced this one. I blame it on dumb luck.

And in these tough economic times, some TNSCers are looking for ways to stretch their boozing dollars.






















"The bartender just lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here for a ride?
For a while...
At the Starlight Lounge.."



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Weekly World News

Actually, it's "local" stuff that made national headlines.
But the odd thing was stuff that was supposed to be real was fake, and stuff that was supposed to be fake was real. (and consequently removed from the original paper's site)
























"The glamor of the gay night life has lured you
To the places where the wine and liquor flow.
Where you wait to be anybody's baby
And forgot the truest love you'll ever know."



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The Bronze

In true San Francisco fashion, we took 3rd PLACE out of all other US cities. We have 4 years to train and better our results!

And in the "who-do-I-have-to-blow-around-here-for-a-cocktail" department.

If it's any consolation... it's faster than the night-shift guy at the Orbit Room.

I did not know that Mr. Goldberg went to Lowell High School, graduated from Berkeley, and was on the SF Chronicle staff.

I love this town!



























"And all of my friends
including me are insane.
It's a little hide-a-way
to hide away from the pain.
At the Starlight Lounge."



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Go For The Gusto!!!

YES!!! It's back!!! I can again relive the glory of my youth with a refreshing SCHLITZ beer.

Now if they'd only re-release the pull-tab cans!!!!


































"I went to Milwaukee
But they were out of beer.
I walked to New York
But no one was there."



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935,650,711 seconds

Yep. That's how much time I have left on this earth according to the Death Clock. You better catch me soon for a bevvie.

And here's a little Political Quiz to see exactly where you stand.














"Like a cool Dacari,
With the twist of a lime.
I could get used to this,
All of the time!"



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World of the Weird

Found this interesting archeological discovery in the news.

Which got me thinking about stars and their deaths. Pick a category, any category. Golfing?


Yeah, baby!!!

























"I see a place where something's
Happened every day for twenty years,
And the people think it's special
'Cause they drown in their beers."



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Hisssstory Lesson

In the political climate of this current administratio , when our Bill of Rights is being eviscerated and our Civil Liberties are eroding away to a thing of the past, I cannot help but think back to what our forefathers would think of all of these bullshit, political shenanigans. Derek Waters and a star-studded cast allow us a glimpse into the life and times of truly patriotic Americans:

Lesson #1.

Lesson #2.

And Lesson #2.5.
(yes they had "versio s" back then)




















"I look up to the heavens
For a ray of hope to shine.
And there it is in neon,
Liquor beer and wine."



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In "Loo" of a Link

I just want to give TNSC founding member Josh Johnson, and his lovely wife Christi, a hearty toast honoring the arrival of our NEWEST TNSC MEMBER:

Ezzard Marshall Stacks Johnson (name to be revealed soon):

Born July 5th, 2008 (same BDay as dad!!)
6lbs 2 oz.
20 " long






















Congrats you three!!


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I'll Drink To That!!

Like I've been telling people for years... you have to get your Caffeine on!!!!

And in an effort to expose the TNSC crew to international sports, this week I bring you the venerable game of Cricket. As in real life, the game does take a little time to get going.

























"It's hard to beleive I've gone and done it again
Went to a place to see all of my friends
One little sip and now look at me
If this bar were school I'd have a degree."



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Sheer Heart Attack

Sorry Hamilton, I'm not talkin' "Queen", I'm talkin' about this place in AZ.

Can you hear me now?!?




























"My right hand holds a cold Corona bottle.
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin.
My right arm reaches out for her love only.
But my left still embraces a life of sin."



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Buzzkill

Go.

I also found this fabulous chart on The Art of Napping. I have a feeling JPo is already well versed in this.





















"I stubbed my toe on the kitchen sink.
I was just gonna go get me somethin' to drink.
My cigarette flew and it couldn't be found!
Lucky I didn't burn your whole house down."



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Back in Actio !!

Um.... "WTF?!?! (Hey... I just link 'em.)

I repeat... WTF?!?



















"Hanging with friends,
We were doing slammers.
They tried to get me hammered.
Boss, I said no,
But they insisted."



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I LUV LA

Well... not really, but I've had to spend the last 3 of my precious TNSC's down here. That said, we just moved into a new office. Like most of Los Angeles, it's right across the street from a Starbucks™. Me, being a Peet's man, wondered "What makes this place tick?" Hmmmm.

To occupy you all until I triumphantly return to SF next week, here's "Bible Fight" Kick ass!!
























"Los Angeles treats everyone like a drunk in bed,
Washing dirty bums with rain like dishes on the floor"



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Mines Field

If dere's anythin' dat I hate out dere, yo, it's a Playah haytah. Yeah.. I jus got back from dah ATM Machine!! <- (note double positive)

Since I'm working in LA this week, here's HCWDB years later, and going strong.

As long as there are hawt chix, there will always be douches.
(make mental note - purchase and wear several polo shirts... simultaneously)




















"Drink at the bar nothing bar,
Anything.
But the bottom step of the ladder,
It keeps getting higher and higher"



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If There are 2 Thnings I Love...

they're pharmaceutical drugs and bacon.

Actually, I meant early 2000's Flash™ animatio .





"The bartender just lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here for a ride?
For a while...
At the Starlight Lounge... "



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Just the Facts, Ma'am

Disturbing? Just a little.

And a great memory from my past. You kids and your "goofballs"!!




























"I'm just happy to he beer
Home for the nest of the right...
I'll explain in the morning,
because the kitchen brights too light."



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